Today I got a present
It is almost as big as I am.
It’s from my umm first cousin once removed, Claire and Great Aunt Julianne. Mom and dad disagree about how to pronounce aunt. Dad thinks it should be ont with a short o sound. Mom thinks it should sound like the bug ant. They compromised so dad’s aunts are onts and mom’s aunts are ants. I hope I can keep that all straight.
I’m pretty sure Aunt (ont) Julianne made this blanket just for me. I especially liked how they coordinated the wrapping with the actual gift since both have elephants and giraffes. That takes talent.