I still really like my birds. They’re one of the first things I ever noticed about the world. I still keep an eye on them though. You never know, they might bop you in the head if you don’t watch. I think they must be trying to sass me because I’m always telling them things and laughing at them. If they sass me though, I grab them and pull on them and stick ’em in my mouth. I don’t eat them though because they taste yucky. Blech!
Sassy Birds Aren’t Tasty Birds