I spent a good amount of time and effort this afternoon keeping my feet out of the grass while I was sitting on it. After all, the saying goes “don’t step on the grass or you’ll break your mother’s back.” What’s that mom? The saying is actually “don’t step on the cracks or you’ll break your mother’s back”? Sheesh. Well, it was pokey anyway. I even let Corey laugh at me and take a picture.