Step one: Find a spider in a bucket.
Step two: Put the trapped spider in your bug jar.
Step three: Ask nicely to keep the spider as a pet forever and ever.
Step four: Leave the spider in a jar for half a day with a cat tail costume piece for a blanket.
Step five: When you see that the spider has successfully curled up and gone to “sleep”, sing him a special lullaby.
Step six: Sing him a wake up song in the morning.
Step seven: When he doesn’t wake up, jiggle the jar so he looks like he’s moving.
Step eight: Ignore anyone who tells you the spider will never wake up.
Step nine: Hug and love him forever.