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Monthly Archives: August 2015

Clean All The People

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“I just wanted to get napkins for all the people in the world.” Also “I want to go to time out.” Because rolling the napkins back up is too hard.

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Helicopter Parenting

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” I’m a baby helicopter. You can be my helicopter mommy.”

Toxic

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“My toy rubber ducky and my toy teddy bear are toxic.” If you ask, I don’t know what toxic means.

Discoveries

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Me: Hey mom, I found a thing. What is it?
Mom: What do you think it is?
Me: A roller skate.

How To

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“I’m reading the destructions.”